Rockford Chapter 5: The Arches and the Mantis

Rockford is ‘checked in’ to the Island of Infinity by a guitar-riffing insect called ‘The Registrar’. And once he’s checked in, apparently, that’s it!

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I am The Registrar

I am the one who All creatures must come to I like things to run efficiently No use pretending There’s no happy ending I don’t understand what they mean When they say..

“Oh deary me I think we’ve come a little too far! Won’t you set us free?” No! Coz I am the registrar

I have a job to do So please don’t ask me to Make an exception for you If you are here then it’s perfectly clear What the next thing is I have to do so don’t say…

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So goodbye to dogs Who have popped off their clogs And from now will not be anymore! Don’t look surprised You’re to be fossilized! There are plenty it’s happened to before.

And they all say:

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